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Adolescence: A period in which children begin to question the answers.

Age Definitions

Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

Definitions Work

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

Malaprops

Domestic Harmony: Music produced only if the husband plays second fiddle.

Definitions Marriage

Cartoon: What’s sung when driving your car.

Definitions

“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

Tom Swifties

It’s better to have half a cake and eat it and enjoy it, than not to have any cake at all.

Mixed metaphors

Reunion: When you meet people your own age who all look a lot older than you.

Definitions People

Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.

Definitions Music

“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

Tom Swifties

We are just scratching the tip of the iceberg.

Mixed metaphors

An argument is a question with two sides and no end.

Beliefs Communication

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

Malaprops

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Definitions Politicians

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

Art Definitions Entertainment

I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.

Mixed metaphors

Sex: The formula by which one and one makes three.

Definitions Sex

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

Tom Swifties

Zoo: A place of refuge where wild animals are protected from people.

Animals Definitions Places

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Definitions

Diet Planner: A fast talker.

Definitions