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The less a person knows, the more he wants to tell it.

“I have no underwear,” Tom said expansively.

I know who turned off the lights,” Tom hinted darkly.

Debt: A trap which a man sets and baits himself, and then deliberately gets into.

Twins: Womb-mates.

On one hand, I'm indecisive; but on the other, I'm not.

It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.

Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.

“2 bdrm furn w 5 appl”, said Tom aptly.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Many a man fails as an original thinker simply because his memory is too good.

I won’t miss it one aorta!

“No ellipses, parabolas or hyperbolas,” said Tom laconically.

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing.

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Discretion: Being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

“Melinda broke my heart,” Tom said half-heartedly.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.