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Boomerang: A working model of poetic justice.

If the odds are a million to one against something occurring, chances are 50–50 it will.

Center Of Mass: The Priest.

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry.

Is this a whole nother bucket of worms?

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Neighbors: The only people who listen to both sides of an argument.

Let’s start at square zero.

Nepotism: A form of favoritism – relatively speaking.

“Who is this Tom Swifty character anyway?” asked Tom unselfconsciously.

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.

What is the probability that something will happen according to the odds?

Upgraded: Didn't work the first time.

“I can see through the window,” said Tom stiltedly.

“I know which boyd gets the woym,” said Tom in an oily voice.

Budget: A method of worrying before you spend, instead of afterward.

e-mail: An advertising medium which is misused for personal messaging.

He is so ugly… his doctor is a vet.