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Adolescence: A period in which children begin to question the answers.

Work: An unpopular way to earn money.

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

Domestic Harmony: Music produced only if the husband plays second fiddle.

Cartoon: What’s sung when driving your car.

“It’s time for the second funeral,” Tom rehearsed.

It’s better to have half a cake and eat it and enjoy it, than not to have any cake at all.

Reunion: When you meet people your own age who all look a lot older than you.

Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.

“No, I won’t give you a note saying you’re excused,” said Tom unwaveringly.

We are just scratching the tip of the iceberg.

An argument is a question with two sides and no end.

My husband was chosen as a wheelbarrow for his friend's funeral.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Abstract Art: The proof that things are not as bad as they are painted to be.

I’m so hungry I could beat a dead horse.

Sex: The formula by which one and one makes three.

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

Zoo: A place of refuge where wild animals are protected from people.

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Diet Planner: A fast talker.