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There is no halftime for cheerleaders!

School teachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

We all have our own legs to pull.

Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.

Efficiency Expert: A man who knows less about your business than you do and gets paid more for telling you how to run it than you could possibly make out of it, even if you ran it right instead of the way he told you to.

We can still hang our heads high.

Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

“There must be a power cut,” said Tom delightedly.

Adolescent: One who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Don't beat a dead horse in the mouth.

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

I want to see you go to town like a house of fire.

“I’m shocked,” said Tom electrically.

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Our ship was caught in a typhoid.

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.

Spinster: A lady in waiting.