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Author: Anonymous Page 141
The
Frankincense
Monster
Anonymous
Malaprops
Frankenstein
It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Ache: Joint concern.
Anonymous
Body
Definitions
Ache
I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
Anonymous
Sex
Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
Anonymous
Body
Definitions
Skeleton
We'd like a room with a southern
explosion.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposure
To make the drawers work better, rub them with
paraphernalia.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Paraffin
If sex doesn't scare the cat, you're not doing it right.
Anonymous
Sex
Surfing the Infobahn [information superhighway]
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
There is no indigestion worse that that which comes from having to eat your own words.
Anonymous
Communication
Eating your own words
Indigestion
Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.
Anonymous
Crime
Definitions
Pickpocket
Casserole: A method used by ingenious cooks to get rid of leftovers.
Anonymous
Definitions
Food/Drink
Casserole
Cookie: A standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat.
Anonymous
Definitions
Food/Drink
Cookie
Beyond the question of a doubt
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Keep your nose up!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Optimism
When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn’t doing the same thing.
Anonymous
Fools
Intelligence
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Anonymous
Definitions
Disneyland
Tears: A good-bye product.
Anonymous
Definitions
Tears
At twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it’s thinking of us; at forty, we discover it isn’t thinking about us at all.
Anonymous
Age
Intelligence
Forty
“This salmon is excellent,” said Tom superficially.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
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