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He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Class Reunion: A gathering where you come to the conclusion that most of the people your own age are a lot older than you are.

I like a lot of partisan cheese on my pizza.

Humility: The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how wonderful you are.

“Pass the playing cards,” said Tom ideally.

“I’m trying to get some air circulating under the roof,” said Tom fanatically.

When I'm sick, I take Casper Oil.

Keep your ear to the grindstone.

Bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

Honeymoon: The morning after the knot before.

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Now you have hit it on the head with the nail.

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

“I only have diamonds, clubs and spades,” said Tom heartlessly.

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad’s payroll – and on to his wife’s.

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

“You must be my host,” Tom guessed.

Bowling: Marbles for grown-ups.

Manager: Someone who doesn’t know how to do your job, who tells you how to do your job.