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Walking with your head between your legs.

The police surrounded the building and threw an accordion around the block.

Flirtation: Paying attention without intention.

“We’ll need a higher price at auction,” Tom said morbidly.

It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.

I wouldn’t be caught dead there with a ten-foot pole.

Waffle: A pancake with a nonskid tread.

Karaoke: Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone.”

“I teach at a university,” Tom professed.

Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.

“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

Photostatic memory

Centimeter: A parking meter that takes pennies.

Bachelor: A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free.

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Alimony: The sum of money a man is commanded to pay his ex-wife in exchange for the pleasure of having her live under a separate roof.

“I’m swimming in the middle of Paris!” shouted Tom insanely.

Etiquette: Learning to yawn with your mouth closed.

… has eaten into the grocery chain’s luxury food side.

… just to relieve the monopoly.

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.