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Economist: A man who knows more about money than the people who have it.

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.

Snoring: Sound sleeping.

Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

Business Lunch: Lunch.

It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.

I resemble that remark!

We all act as one heartbeat.

Statistician: Someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it.

Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.

Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg.

Discretion: A sense that comes to a man too late to do him any good.

Bachelor: A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

Bank Robber: A guy who gets alarmed easily.

Golf is not a game, it’s bondage; it was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.

Courtesy: Acceptable hypocrisy.