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Author: Anonymous Page 144
Economist: A man who knows more about money than the people who have it.
Anonymous
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Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.
Anonymous
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“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.
Anonymous
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Snoring: Sound sleeping.
Anonymous
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Snoring
Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.
Anonymous
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Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.
Anonymous
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Business Lunch: Lunch.
Anonymous
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It's so far removed, it goes right over our heads.
Anonymous
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I
resemble
that remark!
Anonymous
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Resent
We all act as one heartbeat.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Statistician: Someone who is good with numbers, but lacks the personality to be an accountant.
Anonymous
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The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but you still have to mow it.
Anonymous
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Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter.
Anonymous
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Vegetarian
Don't bite the hand that lays the golden egg.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Discretion: A sense that comes to a man too late to do him any good.
Anonymous
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Discretion
Bachelor: A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.
Anonymous
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Bank Robber: A guy who gets alarmed easily.
Anonymous
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Bank Robber
Golf is not a game, it’s bondage; it was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.
Anonymous
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“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.
Anonymous
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Pickpocket: A man who believes that every crowd has a silver lining.
Anonymous
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Pickpocket
Courtesy: Acceptable hypocrisy.
Anonymous
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