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Author: Anonymous Page 150
“I can see you,” peeped Tom with his hands over his eyes.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Life: A play with a lousy third act.
Anonymous
Definitions
Life
Wolf: A fellow who wants his hands on a girl, but doesn’t want a girl on his hands.
Anonymous
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Wolf
Bigamist: A man who marries a beautiful girl and a good cook.
Anonymous
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Amnesty: The state’s magnanimity to those offenders whom it would be too expensive to punish.
Anonymous
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Amnesty
Middle Age: When your age starts to show around your middle the art of raising eyebrows instead of the roof.
Anonymous
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Middle age
Scholarly Debate: Feud for thought.
Anonymous
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Scholarly Debate
They try to balance a fine line.
Anonymous
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That's the pot calling the kettle's bluff.
Anonymous
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We should go metric every inch of the way.
Anonymous
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Diaper: A bum wrap.
Anonymous
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Diaper
Recycling of animal protein in feed proved a recipe for disaster.
Anonymous
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It was so cold… the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.
Anonymous
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We have taken care of all of the silver bullets.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Twilight: All the difference between day and night.
Anonymous
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Time
“Twilight”
Hit the wall running…
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We heard the ocean is
infatuated
with sharks.
Anonymous
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Infested
“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.
Anonymous
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Anonymous
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If your time ain't come, not even a doctor can kill you.
Anonymous
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Hard to tell whether somebody wanted to make a pretentious allegory and threw in a naked Melanie Griffith to help market it, or just wanted to market a naked Melanie Griffith and threw in a pretentious allegory as justification.
Anonymous
Reviews/Criticism
“Hagen”
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