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He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

“I am removing the lining of my gloves,” Tom deferred.

Tom Swifties

Charm: The ability to make someone think that both of you are wonderful.

Characteristics Definitions

“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

Tom Swifties

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

Definitions Emotions

The real estate agent can give you all the perpendiculars of this listing.

Malaprops

Among the many remedies that won’t cure a cold, the most common is advice.

Beliefs Health

Bride: A gal who puts her foot down as soon as her new husband has carried her over the threshold.

Definitions Marriage Wives

It was time to get my act in gear.

Mixed metaphors

Looks like he’s been sortin’ wildcats.

Appearance Expressions

Executive Shakeup: Title wave.

Definitions

Adolescence is the time in life when a youngster is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Age

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Malaprops

“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

Tom Swifties

We are born naked, wet, and hungry; then things get worse.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Dyselxics Have More Nuf.

Communication Health Language

A boy becomes a man when he stops asking his father for an allowance and requests a loan.

Children Family

“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

Tom Swifties

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions