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Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

Definitions

“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.

Tom Swifties

Obscenity is whatever gives the judge an erection.

Law Sex

Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient accommodation.

Malaprops

Dark Ages: Knight time.

Definitions

“I caught two hares”, said Tom abrasively.

Tom Swifties

I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

“There’s nothing wrong with demons,” Tom said implicitly.

Tom Swifties

Censor: A person who sticks his noes into other people’s business.

Definitions

I'm flying by the edge of my seat.

Misspokements

Twins: Infant replay.

Children Definitions Family

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night… Mendelsson lost.

Entertainment Music

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

Tom Swifties

Nepotism: Putting on heirs.

Definitions Family

Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.

Computers Definitions Things

“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

Tom Swifties

“There, there,” was Tom’s pat answer.

Tom Swifties

“So only one person arrived at the party before I did?” Tom second-guessed.

Tom Swifties

There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.

People