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Author: Anonymous Page 153
There's a
traumatic
difference between the two.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Dramatic
We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.
Anonymous
Animals
Malaprops
Infested
Interest
Brothel: Home is where the tart is.
Anonymous
Definitions
Brothel
Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it.
Anonymous
Age
Definitions
Middle age
American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses.
Anonymous
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If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.
Anonymous
Acting
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I am sure I have done everything in my power since I
exploded
the affair.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Exposed
Go ahead, spew it off your chest.
Anonymous
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Theres no grass burning under
this
project.
Anonymous
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A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.
Anonymous
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Taking over the
reigns
of leadership.
Anonymous
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Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.
Anonymous
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Experience
Luxury Resort: One where a waiter expects a $2 tip when he presents a $6 bill for serving a $3.50 bottle of beer.
Anonymous
Definitions
Luxury Resort
You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look him in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Let's call the kettle what it is!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Retraction: The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation.
Anonymous
Definitions
Insults
Retraction
“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.
Anonymous
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Handkerchief: Cold Storage.
Anonymous
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Health
Handkerchief
My purses were selling like wild cakes.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Ascribe: Newspaper reporter.
Anonymous
Definitions
Ascribe
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