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There's a traumatic difference between the two.

We heard the sea is infatuated with sharks.

Brothel: Home is where the tart is.

Middle Age: That time of life when you'd rather not have a good time than recover from it. 

American: One who gets mad when a foreigner curses the institutions he curses.

If she was cast as Lady Godiva the horse would steal the show.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

Go ahead, spew it off your chest.

Theres no grass burning under this project.

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

Experience: What you get from being inexperienced.

Luxury Resort: One where a waiter expects a $2 tip when he presents a $6 bill for serving a $3.50 bottle of beer.

You can lead a gift horse to water but you can't look him in the mouth.

Let's call the kettle what it is!

Retraction: The revision of an insult to give it wider circulation.

“Why do I have to strip naked again?” asked Tom rebuffingly.

Handkerchief: Cold Storage.

My purses were selling like wild cakes.

It'll be a cold day in January when that happens!

Ascribe: Newspaper reporter.