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I went skiing last week and broke a leg… fortunately it wasn’t mine.

Beware my friend… you are skating on hot water.

Employment Agency: Where people are put in their place.

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

Judge: A man in a trying position.

Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

Motel: A love-inn.

“Yes, we have no bananas,” Tom said fruitlessly.

Experience: The name an older man gives to his mistakes.

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

Intimacy: The first step toward parenthood.

Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.

Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Booby Trap: A brassiere.

“Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays I sleep in a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and weekends I sleep in a teepee”, said Tom very attentively.

Fettuccine Alfredo: Macaroni and cheese for adults.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Parents: One of the hardships of a minor’s life.

Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.