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Author: Anonymous Page 156
They'll have to
retaliate
the vote.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Count
Re-tabulate
Re-tally
Satan: The scarecrow in the religious cornfield.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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Religion
Satan
He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!
Anonymous
Age
Education
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School
Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Critic: One quick-on-the-flaw.
Anonymous
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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
No Exit: A sign indicating the most convenient way out of a building.
Anonymous
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Exit
Matrimony: The splice of life.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Wordplay
Matrimony
Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.
Anonymous
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Youth
You have to take the bad with the worse.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Anonymous
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“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.
Anonymous
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Dog Kennel: A barking lot.
Anonymous
Animals
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Dogs
Dog Kennel
Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.
Anonymous
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Consult
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Anonymous
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Conference
“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Newlywed: A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Newlywed
Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.
Anonymous
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Wordplay
Heir Fare
It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.
Anonymous
Expressions
Heat
Science/Weather
Temperature
To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the
binocular.
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Malaprops
Vernacular
Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.
Anonymous
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Whiskey
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