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They'll have to retaliate the vote.

Satan: The scarecrow in the religious cornfield.

He is so old… when he was in school they didn’t teach history!

Delivering her baby at home is the birthright of every woman.

Critic: One quick-on-the-flaw.

“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

No Exit: A sign indicating the most convenient way out of a building.

Matrimony: The splice of life.

Youth: The first fifty years of your life… the first twenty of anyone else’s.

You have to take the bad with the worse.

To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

“Why don’t you have some fruit?”, asked Tom with aplomb.

Dog Kennel: A barking lot.

Consult: To seek another’s approval of a course already decided upon.

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

“That’s more or less correct,” Tom said roughly.

Newlywed: A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it.

Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

To avoid misunderstanding, I’ll stop speaking formal English and just use the binocular.

Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.