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Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.

“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

Beyond the question of a doubt

“This looks like the fruit of the blackthorn,” said Tom slowly.

Income Tax: The entry fee for the rat race.

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Fiddlesticks: Violin bows.

“Fish seem to like me,” Tom said with baited breath.

The niblick, with its heavy head of iron, is a capital club for knocking down solicitors.

So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.

Tact: The ability to arrive at conclusions without expressing them.

Executive: A man who talks to visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

Adolescence: That period when children feel their parents should be told the facts of life.

Thingy: Female Interpretation: Any part under a car’s hood; Male Interpretation: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.

Long road to hoe.

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

Fishing License: Permit issued upon payment of a modest fee that allows fishermen to lose lures in a specified area.

You hit the nail right on the nose.

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.