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Youth: A good substitute for experience.

The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.

“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

Bridegroom: A man who is amazed at the outcome of what he thought was a harmless little flirtation.

Can’t act… slightly bald… also dances.

The guy just couldn’t cut the custard.

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

There's a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel.

They tried to make me the escape goat.

Insurance: A form of gambling in which we bet our chance of escaping disaster, and win only when we lose.

Monarch: A king with a good publicity man.

Cravings: An excuse to gluttonize your way through pregnancy.

“That may cause my violin strings to snap,” was Tom’s gut reaction.

Limit: Maximum number of a particular fish that an angler can take in a day. This number varies from place to place and species to species, but it is a largely theoretical restriction with little practical application.

A falling nozzle will turn toward you and land on its trigger.

Adolescent: One who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

An ideal mind is the devil's playground.

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.

“Will you quit rustling around in my closet!” said Leif.

He experienced some rectal breeding.