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Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

Definitions Reading/Writing

Noise: Earitation.

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Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

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Matrimony: A knot tied by a preacher and untied by a lawyer.

Definitions Marriage

Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

Definitions Occupations

It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

Mixed metaphors

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Beliefs Opinion

Misers make wonderful ancestors.

Frugal Money

“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

Tom Swifties

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Books Communication

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

Definitions Future Time

Fanatic: A man who does what God would do – if He only had the facts straight.

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Courtship: A period during which a girl decides whether or not she can do better.

Definitions Relationships

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

Tom Swifties

You continue to cloudy the water.

Mixed metaphors

Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.

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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Problems Situations

Nepotism: Putting on heirs.

Definitions Family

Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

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