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Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.

Noise: Earitation.

Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.

Matrimony: A knot tied by a preacher and untied by a lawyer.

Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Misers make wonderful ancestors.

“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.

Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

Fanatic: A man who does what God would do – if He only had the facts straight.

Courtship: A period during which a girl decides whether or not she can do better.

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.

You continue to cloudy the water.

Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Nepotism: Putting on heirs.

Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”