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Author: Anonymous Page 16
Free Verse: Verse written without rhyme or reason.
Anonymous
Definitions
Reading/Writing
Free verse
Noise: Earitation.
Anonymous
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Noise
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.
Anonymous
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Matrimony: A knot tied by a preacher and untied by a lawyer.
Anonymous
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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.
Anonymous
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It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.
Anonymous
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Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.
Anonymous
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Freudian Slip
The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.
Anonymous
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Misers make wonderful ancestors.
Anonymous
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“This mental ward is busy,” said Tom crazily.
Anonymous
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Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
Anonymous
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Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.
Anonymous
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Fanatic: A man who does what God would do – if He only had the facts straight.
Anonymous
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Fanatic
Courtship: A period during which a girl decides whether or not she can do better.
Anonymous
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Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.
Anonymous
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“I’ve dug myself into a hole,” Tom said gravely.
Anonymous
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You continue to cloudy the water.
Anonymous
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Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.
Anonymous
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When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Anonymous
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Nepotism: Putting on heirs.
Anonymous
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Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”
Anonymous
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