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Man was predestined to have free will.

Miscellaneous

Mission Statement: A long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.

Definitions

Take it with a grain assault.

Malaprops

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Beliefs God Sex

Bad spellers of the world, untie!

Communication Language

Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

Definitions Friends People

Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

Characteristics People Success

Democracy: A small hard core of common agreement, surrounded by a rich variety of individual difference.

Definitions Democracy Government

Ambassador: An honest man sent to lie abroad for the good of his country.

Definitions

You’ve buttered your bread, now lie in it.

Mixed metaphors

Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.

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