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Definitions

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

Age Definitions

Theres no grass burning under this project.

Mixed metaphors

Obsolete: Any computer you own.

Computers Definitions Things

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Conflict Marriage War

After-Dinner Speaker: A person who only has a few words to say, but seldom stops when he has said them.

Definitions

Have no delusions about the past.

Malaprops

Hypochondria is the only disease I haven’t got.

Health

You've put your finger right on the nail.

Mixed metaphors

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

Remember Pearl Island.

Malaprops Places