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Graffiti: Urban scrawl.

Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Underwear: An article of clothing which, when kept clean, ensures the wearer will never have an accident.

“Sorry about that butt call,” he said cheekily.

Alimony: The sum of money a man is commanded to pay his ex-wife in exchange for the pleasure of having her live under a separate roof.

“It’s my personal magnetism,” said Tom ironically.

“The situation is grave,” Tom said cryptically.

“Wool is better than cotton,” Tom said sheepishly.

Teenagers: People who get hungry again before the dishes are even washed.

Parking Space: An unoccupied place on the other side of the street.

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

Adolescence: When a boy has reached the state when he knows why a strapless gown must be held up, but doesn’t understand how.

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.

When arguing with a stupid person, be sure he isn’t doing the same thing.

Invitro Fertilization: The innoculate conception.

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.