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Stomach: The home of the swallow.

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Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

Definitions Occupations

Civilization: A process whereby one generation finds the questions to the previous generation’s answers.

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The wages of sin are unreported.

Government Taxes

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

Communication Conversation Definitions Intelligence Speech

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

Right between the nose

Mixed metaphors

There is no pancreas to the whole world's problems.

Malaprops

Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.

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“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

Tom Swifties

“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.

Tom Swifties

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

“This game is foul,” Tom groused.

Tom Swifties

Twins: Womb-mates.

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Knitting: An exercise that gives women something to do when they are talking.

Activities Definitions

“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

Tom Swifties

“I’m going to get a hair transplant,” said Tom baldly.

Tom Swifties

Genius: One who can do almost anything except make a living.

Definitions Intelligence

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

Poise: The act of raising the eyebrows instead of the roof.

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Conscience: An inner voice that warns us somebody is watching.

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