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Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.

Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

Rattle some feathers.

Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more.

“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.

Some people pay their bills when due, some when overdue, and some never do.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

I have a lot of black sheep in my closet.

Hobby: Something you do to have fun whether you enjoy it or not.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..

Handicapped Golfer: The man playing his boss.

An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don’t win many accuracy contests, but they keep the crowd’s attention.

It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.

It is so hot… I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking.

Post Office: U.S. Snail.

We'd like a room with a southern explosion.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.