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Rejoinder: Married his ex.

Definitions Marriage

When it comes to giving—some people stop at nothing.

Characteristics Money People

“I need a pencil sharpener,” said Tom bluntly.

Tom Swifties

“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.

Tom Swifties

Famous Last Words: “This is easy.”

Death Definitions

She has a photogenic memory.

Malaprops Memory

Philosophy: Common sense in a dress suit.

Definitions Intelligence Wisdom

Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.

Definitions

Flirt: A girl who got the boy you wanted.

Definitions

Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.

Definitions Things

He is not the sharpest cookie in the jar.

Mixed metaphors

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents.

Animals Definitions

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Mixed metaphors

Learned Fool: One who has read everything, and simply remembered it.

Definitions Intelligence

He’s not only turning grey, he has a receiving hairline!

Malaprops

Around here, it's always feast or phantom.

Malaprops

Clichés: Fixtures of speech.

Definitions Language

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Communication Language

“My garden needs another layer of mulch,” Tom repeated.

Tom Swifties

“I am not full of hot air,” Tom belched.

Tom Swifties

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions