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Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”

Communication Definitions Language

A gentleman never swears at his wife when ladies are present.

Characteristics Men People

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

Beliefs Proverbs

As we consider the road that unfolds before us.

Mixed metaphors

My husband could have had any women he pleased – he just couldn't please any!

Husbands Marriage Women

Zeal: A nervous disorder affecting the young and inexperienced.

Characteristics Definitions

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Definitions Places

We are treading on thin water.

Mixed metaphors

Etiquette is the noise you don’t make while having soup.

Characteristics

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

Beliefs Religion Sex

“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

Tom Swifties

Taking the bull with both feet

Mixed metaphors

Bureaucracy is based on a willingness to either pass the buck or spend it.

Government

Truck Driver: A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people.

Definitions Occupations

“My giant sea creature died,” Tom wailed blubberingly.

Tom Swifties

Running around like children with their heads cut off

Mixed metaphors

Centimeter: A parking meter that takes pennies.

Definitions

Credit: A commodity that becomes better the less it is used.

Definitions

It’s all water under the hatchet.

Mixed metaphors

Vuja de: The feeling you've never been here.

Definitions

Golf: A long walk broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic.

Definitions Golf Sports