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Petting: The study of anatomy in braille.

“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

Toupée: Top secret.

Budget: A schedule for going into debt systematically.

Luck: An explanation for the other fellows’ success.

It's got lots of installation.

You dug your bed, you lie in it.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

English Channel: The BBC.

You were at your wit’s nerve.

“I cut off the bottoms of my Levis so they won’t drag on the ground,” said Tom hygienically.

Cricket: A game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity.

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

He ran a cottage industry from his garden shed.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry.

It dawned across my head.

Nursery: Bawl room.

Linguist: A person who can be misunderstood in many languages.

That’s a kettle of fish of a different color.

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.