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It's like ice cold electricity passing through your body.

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

Discretion: A sense that comes to a man too late to do him any good.

Artist’s Model: A girl unsuited for her work.

Selfishness: A state of mine.

Everybody and his dog was there.

Those people all corregated over there.

Slogan: A good old American substitute for the facts.

You hit the nail on the dot.

“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Isn't it nice to not have to look over our backs anymore?

Three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians.

“That’s especially stupid!” said Tom superciliously.

The history of the aquatics center shows… that the games’ organizers seem to be willing to spend money like water.

Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.

They'll never buy the cow if they can get the eggs for free.

“Are you all governors?” Tom asked, bored.