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I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

Mixed metaphors

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy; one is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Emotions Happiness Marriage Wives

Tact: The art of knowing how far one may go too far.

Communication Definitions

“This blood-sucking insect likes French cheese,” said Tom briefly.

Tom Swifties

We are just scratching the tip of the iceberg.

Mixed metaphors

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Freudian Slip: When you say one thing but mean your mother.

Communication Definitions

Twins: Womb-mates.

Definitions

If you don't like my opinion of you – improve yourself!

Beliefs Insults Opinion

It dawned across my head.

Mixed metaphors

A stitch in time saves a poke in the eye with a wet fish.

Mixed metaphors

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

Tom Swifties

Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Phillips Screwdriver: Used  to round off Phillips screw heads.

Definitions Things

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

Definitions Science/Weather

Altar: To change through marriage.

Definitions Marriage

Toupée: Top secret.

Definitions

We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.

People Self

“I don’t know any shanties,” said Tom unceasingly.

Tom Swifties

Status Quo: Latin for “the mess we’re in.”

Definitions Problems