Author: Anonymous Page 21

Inside every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.

Are you getting the jest of this?

“This oar is broken,” said Tom robustly.

Whistle: Wind having a narrow escape.

Beyond the question of a doubt

It's time to grab the bull by the tail and look it in the eye.

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.

“Oops! There goes my hat!” said Tom off the top of his head.

I got a run in my neon stockings.

Too slow to keep worms in a tin.

Well tie me to an anthill and fill my ears with jam!

Do not argue with an idiot; he/she will drag you down to his/her level and beat you with experience.

Litigant: A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.

Auditor: A person who goes in after the war is lost to bayonet the wounded.

It's got lots of installation.

“Ignore the first three turnings,” directed Tom forthrightly.

Grocery list: What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the store.

Pedal stool.

So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.