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Tears: A good-bye product.

Definitions

“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

Tom Swifties

Percussive Maintenance: Striking a recalcitrant piece of electronic hardware in order to facilitate a successful reboot, and repeating as necessary.

Definitions Failure Problems Things

Unopposed candidate: An officeholder who has mastered the art of campaign reform.

Definitions Elections/Voting Government

“3.14159265,” Tom said piously.

Tom Swifties

You continue to cloudy the water.

Mixed metaphors

“I’m going window shopping,” said Tom listlessly.

Tom Swifties

“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

Tom Swifties

I think the big guns will come to the boil.

Mixed metaphors

“I won’t buy a circuit breaker,” Tom refused.

Tom Swifties

Nothing is so fallacious as facts, except figures.

Beliefs Facts

American Language: English run over by a musical comedy.

Communication Definitions

We'll be there until the fat lady freezes over.

Mixed metaphors

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Definitions Mistakes

This will help us to know that we are covering all of the gamuts.

Mixed metaphors

“This food tastes of plutonium,” said Tom glowingly.

Tom Swifties

“Would you stop horsing around!” yelled Tom woefully.

Tom Swifties

No two people in a car can agree on which window should be open… and how much.

Autos Things

Advice: Something which we give by the bushel but take by the grain.

Definitions

Credit: A commodity that becomes better the less it is used.

Definitions

Hair dresser: Someone who is able to create a hair style you will never be able to duplicate again.

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