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To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

Malaprops

Altar-Boy: A type of bicycle accident.

Definitions

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

“The censors took all the dirty bits out of my show,” said Tom deludedly.

Tom Swifties

Self-made Man: A horrible example of unskilled labor.

Definitions

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee.

Definitions Wordplay

Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.

Definitions

Reform: To gain or lose weight.

Appearance Body Definitions

Cemetery: An isolated spot, usually in a suburb, where mourners swap lies.

Definitions

Thrift: Common sense applied to spending.

Definitions Money

Both of my children had the chicken pops when they were young.

Health Malaprops

Four-wheel Drive: Getting stuck in more inaccessible places.

Definitions

Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.

Definitions

Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

Definitions

Race Track: Where thousands of people can get taken for a ride on the same horse.

Definitions

Adam wasn’t always the brightest tool.

Mixed metaphors

“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

Tom Swifties

Parking Space: A place occupied by someone already there.

Miscellaneous

We are beating a dead drum.

Mixed metaphors

Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

Definitions

Horse: An oatsmobile.

Animals Definitions