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“This way to the seabird exhibit”, said Tom awkwardly.

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Madam: Someone for whom the belles toil.

A plastic surgeon increases your face value.

Engagement: A period in which a girl is placed in solitaire confinement.

Race Track: Where thousands of people can get taken for a ride on the same horse.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Television: A means of getting a babysitter so Mom and Dad can get out to the movies.

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard.

“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

Newlywed: A man who puts up the storm windows the first time his wife suggests it.

Run it up the flag pole and see what sticks.

A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.

Education: What you have left over when you subtract what you’ve forgotten from what you learned.

Men have two emotions: hungry and horny; if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

We'll rewind the calendar.

Thingy: Female Interpretation: Any part under a car’s hood; Male Interpretation: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

It will have a special time on our plate.

Sunburn: Getting what you basked for.