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Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

English Channel: The BBC.

“I wouldn’t mind going with you to the tennis match,” she said gamely.

Executive Suite: A sugar daddy.

Expert: A person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.

“Everything in Texas is bigger,” he said in measured tones; “Even the cowboys,” he continued hoarsely.

Just keep your eye on the pie.

Can a one-legged duck swim in a circle?

It's got lots of installation.

These two guys are cut out of the same mold.

A sandwich is an attempt to make both ends meat.

Armor: A knight gown.

Executive: A person who can take two hours for lunch without anybody missing him.

“I wrote the book on that subject”, said Tom authoritatively.

Just when you see the light at the end of the tunnel, the roof caves in!

I look like I was sent for and couldn’t go.

“We can’t accommodate any more peripherals,” said Tom bus-ily.

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Government Deficit: The difference between the amount of money the government spends and the amount it has the nerve to collect.

Small Town: Where everybody is interested in what the Joneses will name the latest baby, while a big city is where they worry about what the zoo will call the new elephant.

Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.