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Calendar: An attempt, underwritten by the principal religions, to make the heavenly bodies keep regular hours.

I guess I threw a cog in the wrench.

We should get our foot in the door and get the ball rolling.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

Life: A play with a lousy third act.

Life: Coming into the world wit nothing, leaving with nothing and, in between, giving everything to the IRS.

Business Lunch: Lunch.

That’s a kettle of fish of a different color.

“This salmon is excellent,” said Tom superficially.

We are proud to be part of a ground-breaking initiative.

“I can see because I have actual visual organs,” Tom realized.

She is so ugly… when she gets up, the sun goes down.

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's too late to close the barn door.

Friends: There are two kinds of friends – those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.

“The stock market’s going up,” said Tom bullishly.

Keep your ear to the grapevine.

That room was so small you couldn’t cuss a cat without gettting fur in your mouth!

Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.

Nursery: Bawl room.

Dust: Mud with the juice squeezed out.