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Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

England

Baby: Nine months interest on a small deposit.

Children Definitions Family

The bigger the box, the bigger the things that won't fit in it.

Miscellaneous

Synonym: A word you use when you can’t spell the other word.

Definitions Language

“I’m from Missouri,” Tom stated.

Tom Swifties

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Characteristics Communication Lies

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

Books Communication Reading/Writing Sex

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

Boomerang: A working model of poetic justice.

Things

“You have the right to remain silent,” said Tom arrestingly.

Tom Swifties

Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

Definitions People

Diet: Something to take the starch out of you.

Definitions Eating Food/Drink

We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest.

Malaprops Situations

Budget: A schedule for going into debt systematically.

Definitions

“I’m in the shower,” called out Tom barely audible.

Tom Swifties

Deterrence: The art of producing, in the mind of the enemy, the fear to attack.

Definitions

With Lenny in, Carl will fold like a domino!

Mixed metaphors

“I’ve deduced that this is the right way,” said Tom pathologically.

Tom Swifties

“Parsley, sage, rosemary,” said Tom timelessly.

Tom Swifties

He was bothered mentally mainly by the physical plague.

Mixed metaphors