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“Where’s my pants?” asked Tom briefly.

She grabbed the bull by the horns, and ran with it.

Financial Wizard: A person who can earn money faster than the family can spend it.

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Character: What you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.

You’ll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.

Groom: Least important member of wedding party, whose only duties are to show up on time, remember the ring, and try not to be drunk.

Let's not put all of our cookies in a basket.

Vacuum Cleaner: A sonic broom.

It sticks out like a sore throat.

Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter

Teacher: A disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

“I have a BA in social work,” said Tom with a degree of concern.

Have no delusions about the past.

He wuz smilin' like a rat eatin onions.

The most dangerous killer in the animals of crime.

“I can talk faster than you,” Tom expressed.

The less a person knows, the more he wants to tell it.

If you are riding a high horse, there ain’t no way to get down off it gracefully.

I'm traveling incoherent.