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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

It's like ice cold electricity passing through your body.

Disinheritance: Heir cut.

“Look at my shiny kitchen floor”, said Tom, waxing enthusiastic.

Vice: A function to keep virtue within reasonable bounds.

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.

Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

If there’s ever a price on your head – take it.

The Norwegian language has been described as German spoken underwater.

Good Neighbor: One who doesn’t borrow his garden hose back too often.

A rolling stone gathers no moths.

Never let a gift horse in the house.

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

“Don’t add too much water,” said Tom with great concentration.

He is so stupid… it takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Leftovers: Repast history.

Easy Payments: The ones that are easier said than done.

Let's make sure we're all talking off the same sheet of music.

Doctor: Someone who practices medicine but charges as if he knew.

Zoo: A place where humans go and animals are barred.