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Peeping Tom: A window fan.

Definitions Wordplay

Gold Digger: A girl who will date any man that can pass the asset test.

Definitions Money People Women

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health Life

Chef: A man with a big enough vocabulary to give the soup a different name every day.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Occupations Work

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

Never put all your eggs in one omelet.

Mixed metaphors

Let’s split the baby with the bathwater.

Mixed metaphors

“I’m about to hit the golf ball,” Tom forewarned.

Tom Swifties

Hypochondria is the one disease I haven’t got.

Health

Isn't it nice to not have to look over our backs anymore?

Mixed metaphors

Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.

Appearance Body Definitions

Dog Pound: A used cur lot.

Definitions

Right there on the tip of my brain

Mixed metaphors

“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

Tom Swifties

Makes the hair stand up on the edge of my seat

Mixed metaphors

Gardener: Someone who thinks that what goes down must come up.

Definitions

That’ll separate the men from the goats.

Mixed metaphors

“I swallowed some of the glass from that broken window,” Tom said painfully.

Tom Swifties

You have to take the bad with the worse.

Mixed metaphors

Zebra: A horse behind bars.

Animals Definitions

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay