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Unimpeachable Source: The guy that started the rumor in the first place.

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Tougher than a boiled owl.

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He was a very immortal person.

Characteristics Malaprops

Argument: An exchange of ignorance.

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“Boy, that’s an ugly hippopotamus!” said Tom hypocritically.

Tom Swifties

They live in a beautiful apartment overlooking their rent.

Money Situations Things

Hallucination: A belief owned exclusively by one person.

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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

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Broom: Witch craft.

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Church: Man’s effort to keep a roof over God’s head.

Beliefs Definitions God

Intimacy: The first step toward parenthood.

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Selfishness: Annoying quality of someone who has what I want, but is not prepared to give it to me.

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Put the trash in the Hipsy-Hampster.

Malaprops Things

Easy Payments: The ones that are easier said than done.

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Nobody who can read is ever successful at cleaning out the attic.

Situations

Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

"Let's gather up the rope," said Tom coyly.

Tom Swifties

He had to use a fire distinguisher.

Malaprops

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Good Neighbor: One who doesn’t borrow his garden hose back too often.

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