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Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

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Selfishness: A state of mine.

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Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

Keep your nose up!

Mixed metaphors

Group Therapy: A drama-in-the-round staged for the entertainment of a professional therapist, who commands the players to put on a new show each week and charges them for the privilege.

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Wood: That remarkable material which burns so easily in a forest and with such difficulty in a fireplace.

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“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

Tom Swifties

Alone… in bad company

Insults

If that's something you expire to do.

Malaprops

Fanatic: One who, having lost sight of his goal, redoubles his efforts.

Definitions People

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

Characteristics Malaprops

Nymphomania: A disease where the patient enjoys being bedridden.

Definitions Sex

It's like pulling hen's teeth.

Mixed metaphors

“Boy, that’s an ugly hippopotamus!” said Tom hypocritically.

Tom Swifties

Sleeping Bag: A nap sack.

Activities Definitions Sleep

Gossip: One with a keen sense of rumor.

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Telephone: A contrivance for letting us talk to people whom we don’t want to meet.

Definitions Things

White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.

Beliefs Definitions Intelligence People

He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

Dictator: A self-madman.

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Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.

Definitions Food/Drink