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What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.

He's like a cat out of water

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after; Forty is when you watch the TV during; Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.

Behold, this very day, I have interceded another letter from the fellow.

Moss never grows on a fish out of water.

“Let’s spice it up,” said Tom gingerly.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Boundary: In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

Auction: A place where, if you aren’t careful, you’ll get something for nodding.

As useless as a pocket on a cow

“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

Bigamist: A man who makes the same mistake twice.

Good to be back on the old terracotta.

“We can’t have this and eat it too,” said Tom archaically.

This thing is snowballing like a house afire!

“Ought I to do this?” asked Tom with a shudder.

Rattle some feathers.

“I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,” said Tom succinctly.

Once the horse is out of the barn, you can't put him back again.