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Punctuality: The art of guessing correctly how late the other party is going to be.

They’re diabolically opposed.

Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.

Whoa!: A brake for horses.

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

“I’ve an urgent appointment,” said Tom in Russian.

Bikini: Baiting Suit.

Hey, watch this!

“I hate math,” Tom added.

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Experience: A form of knowledge acquired only two ways: by doing and being done.

Grandmother: A babysitter who doesn’t hang around the refrigerator.

Marriage is bliss… Ignorance is bliss… Ergo…

We have taken care of all of the silver bullets.

“These bit patterns will be more readable in groups of 8,” said Tom bitingly.

The worst part about politics is that you're always right and no one ever knows it

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Collection: A church function in which many take but a passing interest.

“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.

Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

You have to walk before you can swim.