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Saint: A dead sinner, revised and edited.

Definitions People

“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.

Tom Swifties

“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

Tom Swifties

Righteous Indignation: Your own wrath, as opposed to the shocking bad temper of others.

Anger Definitions Emotions

Altar: Place where a man loses control of himself.

Definitions Marriage

Sterile Solution: Vasectomy.

Definitions

“Would you like to buy some cod?” asked Tom selfishly.

Tom Swifties

You have to walk before you can swim.

Mixed metaphors

There's a traumatic difference between the two.

Malaprops

“I’m going to be intestate,” said Tom unwillingly.

Tom Swifties

It was so cold… flashers were just describing themselves.

Cold Exaggerations Science/Weather

Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors.

Computers Definitions Things

Trombones: Bones in an orchestra.

Definitions

World: A place that was built in six days – and looks it.

Definitions Places World

Your being Sir Anthony's son, would itself be a sufficient accommodation.

Malaprops

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

Appearance Body Language

Internship: A sleepless ordeal imposed on young M.D.’s for the purpose of weeding out the weak and infirm among them, and eroding the health of the survivors sufficiently to ensure better empathy in the years to come.

Definitions Doctors

Subsidy: A formula devised by politicians to give you back some of your own money in such a way that you are supposed to think it’s a gift.

Definitions

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

Appearance Expressions

Everybody had some antidotes to tell.

Malaprops Speech

We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

Conflict Killing