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Abscond: To move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

Crime Definitions

Anonymous: The worlds most popular author.

Definitions

Absentee: A missing golfing peg.

Definitions Golf Sports

Dollar: The jack of all trades.

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They are crumbling at the seams.

Mixed metaphors

She grabbed the bull by the tail and faced the problem squarely.

Mixed metaphors

Make like a tree and head out.

Mixed metaphors

Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.

England

You have to dance to a different drum.

Mixed metaphors

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

He came out of it smelling like a bandit.

Mixed metaphors

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

Work

His head is so big… he has to step into his shirts.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Malaprops

“I think we were cheated,” Tom recounted.

Tom Swifties

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Activities Exercise Misspokements

Disinheritance: Heir cut.

Definitions

Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

Definitions

Caterpillar: An upholstered worm.

Animals Definitions

Are you getting the jest of this?

Malaprops

If you look like your passport photo, you’re too sick to travel.

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