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They live in a two-storage house.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Fern: A plant that you’re supposed to water once a day, and when you don’t it dies, but if you do it dies anyway, only not so soon.

Taking the bull with both feet

Chaperoning: A spectator spoil-sport.

Isn't it nice to not have to look over our backs anymore?

Baby: Morning caller, noonday crawler, midnight bawler.

Like a four-horned billy goat

Flashlight: A case for storing dead batteries.

Stuff tends to break when it is loaned or borrowed.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

Many nations adopt a tit for tit policy.

“Angel dust? Me? Never touch it!” Tom snorted.

Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? … because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.

Money roots out all evil.

Sarong: A simple garment carrying the implicit promise that it will not long stay in place.

Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.

Teenagers: People who express a burning drive to be different by dressing alike.

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

I feel like death eatin’ a soda cracker.