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Center Of Mass: The Priest.

“I’m falling into a void,” said Tom flawlessly.

Did you watch the space shovel take off?

Executive: A man who talks to visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

e-mail: An advertising medium which is misused for personal messaging.

Dictator: One who thinks he can take it – no matter to whom it belongs.

So cross-eyed he could look at his own head.

Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.

“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

Discretion: Being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

They live in a two-storage house.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by an occasional miracle.

Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting.

He was recently diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

What a messy house. How can they live in such squander.

Money can't buy everything… but then again, neither can no money.

They are crumbling at the seams.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.