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The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying buttocks.

Conscience: An inner voice that warns us somebody is watching.

“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.

“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.

“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.

Astronomer: Night watchman.

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

Nursery: Bawl room.

Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.

“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.

Communist: A guy who borrows your pot to cook your goose.

He’s wearing a tomahawk haircut.

“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.

Matrimony: The splice of life.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

Courage: Fear in action.

Between the ages of twelve and seventeen, a child may see his parents age twenty years.