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Author: Anonymous Page 36
The walls of medieval cathedrals were supported by flying
buttocks.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Architecture
Buttresses
Conscience: An inner voice that warns us somebody is watching.
Anonymous
Definitions
Conscience
“Well, I got here with five minutes to spare,” said Tom bitterly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
“Those cobs are amazing!” said Tom cornily.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
“A dog bit me,” said Tom rabidly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Astronomer: Night watchman.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Astronomer
Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Reading/Writing
Fobia
Nursery: Bawl room.
Anonymous
Definitions
Nursery
Revolutionary: An oppressed person waiting for the opportunity to become an oppressor.
Anonymous
Definitions
Revolutionary
“I wonder if I’d have better luck if I fished with a net,” Tom debated.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Communist: A guy who borrows your pot to cook your goose.
Anonymous
Definitions
Communist
He’s wearing a
tomahawk
haircut.
Anonymous
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Haircuts
Mohawk
“Congratulations; you graduated,” said Tom diplomatically.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Matrimony: The splice of life.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Wordplay
Matrimony
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Anonymous
Communication
Language
Words
You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.
Anonymous
Expressions
Charm
Pleasing
Always be nice to people on the way up because you'll meet the same people on the way down.
Anonymous
Characteristics
People
Success
Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
They think they can do the portrait in one
setting.
Anonymous
Malaprops
Situations
Sitting
Courage: Fear in action.
Anonymous
Definitions
Courage
Fear
Between the ages of twelve and seventeen, a child may see his parents age twenty years.
Anonymous
Age
Adolescence
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