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This will help us to know that we are covering all of the gamuts.

It's like locking the barn door after the nuts have bolted.

I'm on a wrong-way street!

“Phew! I’ve just finished learning all Shakespeare’s works,” said Tom willfully.

He was a man of great statue.

Long road to hoe

Bus: A vehicle that has empty seats when going in the opposite direction.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Success can be insured only by devising a defense against failure of the contingency plan.

Monastery: Consecration camp.

Slander: To lie, or tell the truth, about someone.

“That’s price-fixing!” said Tom caustically.

“I was adopted,” said Tom transparently.

Take time to stop and smell the tunnel at the end of the rainbow.

Venereal Disease: Germs of endearment.

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Motherhood: If it was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor.

Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.