Author: Anonymous Page 39

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

G String: Gownless evening strap.

He was going to line up his ducks in a basket.

Slander: To lie, or tell the truth, about someone.

She has a photogenic memory.

Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

“I’m losing my hair,” Tom bawled.

The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.

Truck Driver: A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people.

Fish: An animal that grows fastest between the time it is caught and the time a fisherman describes it to his friends.

We are just scratching the tip of the iceberg.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

An Englishman considers himself a self-made man, and thereby relieves the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.

… prostate with grief

She knocked the socks off the ball.

Reoriented: Sent back to China.

Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.

“Ouch! When I get stung, I want revenge,” said Tom begrudgingly.