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“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

“Now no-one can detect my halitosis,” said Tom breathlessly.

This thing is snowballing like a house afire!

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

“I won’t finish in fifth place,” Tom held forth.

Post Operative: Letter carrier

“I’m taking this ship back into harbor,” Tom reported.

Talk about rubbing salt in the fire!

Nothing out of the unusual

College: A fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink.

A liberal’s generosity is only limited by your income.

Nepotism: Putting on heirs.

Money roots out all evil.

Farmer: The only man who can lose money every year, live well, educate his children, and then die rich.

Marriage: A process of finding out what sort of guy your wife would have preferred.

Argument: A discussion where two people try to get the last word in first

People seldom know what they want until you give them what they ask for.

“I write elevator music,” Tom noted.

Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

Clichés: Fixtures of speech.