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Now the shoe is on the other horse!

Mixed metaphors

God is not dead but alive and working on a much less ambitious project.

Beliefs God

Makeup: What it takes to look natural.

Appearance Definitions

Better not open that Panacea's box.

Mixed metaphors

A plastic surgeon increases your face value.

Appearance

Will: A dead giveaway.

Death Definitions

This is an awfully big elephant to eat.

Mixed metaphors

Sarcasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.

Communication Definitions

He's a wolf in cheap clothing.

Malaprops

I turned a blind eye to all that bad stuff I was hearing.

Mixed metaphors

It’s time to grab the bull by the tail and look him in the eye.

Mixed metaphors

He was as mad as a mule chewin' on bumblebees!

Miscellaneous

An Englishman considers himself a self-made man, and thereby relieves the Almighty of a dreadful responsibility.

England People Places

Tact: The ability to describe others as they see themselves.

Definitions

Taking over the reigns of leadership.

Malaprops

Shoplifter: A person with a gift of grab.

Conflict Crime Definitions

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

Malaprops

You can dish it out, but you can't take it with you.

Mixed metaphors

“The cat sounds as if she’s happy now she’s been fed,” said Tom purposefully.

Tom Swifties

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Emotions Love Sex

“Who was in the sauna with you while I was at work today?” she asked hotly.

Tom Swifties