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Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

People

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Characteristics

The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance.

Mixed metaphors

Eccentric: A man too rich to be called crazy.

Definitions People

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

Emotions Love Marriage

When my dad was explaining the facts of life to me, he drew me a big diaphragm.

Malaprops

Make like a tree and head out.

Mixed metaphors

Conference: A meeting at which people talk about what they should already be doing.

Definitions

“I’ve joined the navy,” Tom said fleetingly.

Tom Swifties

He'll take your head off at the blink of a hat.

Mixed metaphors

Umbrella: A movable roof.

Definitions Things

She was drop down gorgeous.

Mixed metaphors

Karma: Justice without the feeling of satisfaction.

Definitions

It's all Greek to a blind horse.

Mixed metaphors

I'm feeling lack-a-daisy today.

Malaprops

“Eating uranium makes me feel funny,” said Tom radiantly.

Tom Swifties

There's a pot of gold at the end of the tunnel.

Mixed metaphors

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Beliefs Intelligence Proverbs Understanding

The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.

Entertainment Malaprops

Expert: A person who knows enough to complicate simple matters.

Definitions

Educated Man: One who has finally discovered that there are some questions to which nobody has the answers.

Definitions Intelligence Wisdom