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“This movie will be very popular,” Tom projected.

Tom Swifties

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

Definitions Places

He's between a rock and the deep blue sea.

Mixed metaphors

It ain't a pretty sight for the ears.

Mixed metaphors

“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

Tom Swifties

The mosquitoes in Louisiana are so big, they can stand flat foot and screw a chicken!

Animals Exaggerations

Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

Beliefs Communication

Cannibals are not vegetarians, they are humanitarians.

Food/Drink People

They think they can do the portrait in one setting.

Malaprops

“I’ve got to stop this motor,” Tom choked.

Tom Swifties

Bogey: The number of strokes needed to finish a hole by a golfer of average skill and above-average honesty.

Definitions Golf Sports

“Here’s another baseball glove”, Tom admitted.

Tom Swifties

My doctor stays true to his Apothecary Oath.

Malaprops

It's time to step up to the plate and cut the mustard.

Mixed metaphors

Old Age: When you don’t recognize either the host or the musical guest on Saturday Night Live.

Age Definitions

An original idea can never emerge from committee in the original.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.

Definitions

“Nay!” said Tom hoarsely.

Tom Swifties

Hula Dancer: A shake in the grass.

Definitions

Roulette: A wheel that seldom takes a turn for the bettor.

Activities Definitions Games

Middle Age: A time of life when winking at a girl is closing one eye to reality.

Age Definitions