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Keep your nose up!

Science Fiction: Fairy tales for nerds.

To the max degree

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

If there’s ever a price on your head – take it.

Yacht: A floating debt.

“Get out of here!” said Tom believingly.

I guess you could say I'm an internal optometrist.

She is so ugly… when she goes swimming the tide goes out.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

As long as that dog hunts, we’ll ride him,

“This pencil tip is dull,” she said pointedly.

Homer also wrote the Oddity.

Cross-Eyed Teacher: A teacher that loses control over his or her pupils.

Sarcasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

… just to relieve the monopoly.

“Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess,” Tom began grimly.

Acupuncture: A jab well done.

Winter: The time of year when it gets later earlier.

I hate to put you through all this rigor mortis.