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Author: Anonymous Page 41
I shot the wind out of his saddle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Don’t eat with your mouth full!
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.
Anonymous
Insults
Boredom
She is so fat… she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Anonymous
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Fat
Stomach: The home of the swallow.
Anonymous
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Stomach
Diamond: A woman’s idea of a stepping stone to success.
Anonymous
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Diamond
She
plummeted
the deaths of inequity.
Anonymous
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Plumbed the depths
College: A fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink.
Anonymous
Definitions
Education
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College
Statistician: One who knows which numbers to use in any eventuality.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Statistician
Pessimist: A person who looks at a doughnut and sees nothing but the hole.
Anonymous
Definitions
Pessimist
“The sun is rising,” Tom mourned.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
“I see,” said Tom icily.
Anonymous
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He's so thin he had to stand twice in the same place to make a shadow.
Anonymous
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Thin
Ignoramus: Someone who doesn’t know something that you learned yesterday.
Anonymous
Definitions
Intelligence
Ignoramus
In the nineteenth century, life was hard for Europe’s
pheasants.
Anonymous
Malaprops
People
Poverty
Peasants
Diagnosis: A physician’s forecast of the disease by the patient’s pulse and purse.
Anonymous
Definitions
Health
Diagnosis
Cloud: What’s in front of every silver lining.
Anonymous
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Cloud
Ventriloquist: A man with a dummy who always talks to himself.
Anonymous
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Ventriloquist
Woodpecker: A knocking bird.
Anonymous
Definitions
Woodpecker
The world is your lobster.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Philosophy: A study which enables man to be unhappy more intelligently.
Anonymous
Definitions
Happiness
Intelligence
Philosophy
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