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If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Appearance Clothing

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you’re abusing the priviledge.

Insults Intelligence

Nursery: Bawl room.

Definitions

There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.

Mixed metaphors

Average Man: A person who doesn’t want much, and usually gets a little less than that.

Definitions People

Hook: Irritating but highly reliable device used to quickly locate the position of one’s thumb at the bottom of a tackle box.

Activities Definitions

Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about.

Beliefs

There are two theories to arguing with women… neither one works.

People Women

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

Nice Girl: One who whispers sweet nothing-doings in your ear.

Definitions

Budget: A family quarrel.

Definitions

Asylum: A refuge where unusual people are protected from the world.

Definitions

“That young insect is female,” said Tom gallantly.

Tom Swifties

Profanity: The father tongue.

Communication Definitions Language Speech

Like all self-made men he worships his creator.

Insults Reviews/Criticism

“He’s a boring chap,” said Tom indulgently.

Tom Swifties

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

“What are these berries?” Tom rasped.

Tom Swifties

His car is so expensive that instead of a stereo, Pavaratti takes requests from the back seat.

Autos Exaggerations Things

Small Town: Where everybody is interested in what the Joneses will name the latest baby, while a big city is where they worry about what the zoo will call the new elephant.

Definitions Places

We have taken care of all of the silver bullets.

Mixed metaphors