Author: Anonymous Page 46

I can't answer that – it's out of my water.

Average: The poorest of the good and the best of the bad.

“I manufacture tabletops for shops,” said Tom counterproductively.

“The phone reception here is excellent,” he said clearly.

It's as American as killing two birds with one apple pie.

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.

Desertion: The poor man’s divorce.

No two people in a car can agree on which window should be open… and how much.

“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

Waiter: A guy who believes money grows on a tray.

“It’s homemade soup,” said Tom uncannily.

“I have a split personality,” said Tom, being frank.

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Experience: Something you don’t get until just after you needed it.

Father’s Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

He’s a man without an island.

The flood damage was so bad they had to evaporate the city.

Charm: That indefinable something possessed by girls with stunning figures.

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

If worse comes to shove

Whistle: Wind having a narrow escape.