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“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

Discretion: Being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

Good Neighbor: One who makes his noise at the same time you make yours.

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

He is so poor… he can't even pay attention.

Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

I’m still not sure if I understand ambiguity.

Hospital: A place where people who are run down wind up..

Dictatorship: A place where public opinion can’t even be expressed privately.

handle him with kids’ gloves

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

It would bring the public school system crumbling to its knees.

“I’ve stuck a pin through my nose,” said Tom punctually.

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

Boy: A noise with dirt on it.

Psychology: The science that tells you what you already know in words you can’t understand.

We are tipping the iceberg.

Good punctuation means not to be late.

Logic: The art of going wrong with confidence.

“I lost my trousers,” said Tom expansively.