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Executive: A big gun – that hasn’t been fired yet.

“I’ve gained thirty pounds,” said Tom heavily.

Mixed Company: What you are in when you think of a story you can’t tell there.

[a rock group’s] authenticity strikes a chord with fans.

“The seesaw is upside down,” said Tom saucily.

“The average frequency of my voice is 160 Hz,” said Tom in measured tones.

Good Old Days: What people fifty years hence will be calling the present time.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

Let's call the kettle what it is!

Too many skeletons in her background

“Emily has put on weight,” said Tom emphatically.

Skeleton: A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

My husband could have had any women he pleased – he just couldn't please any!

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are… but I laugh more.

… to love and to cherish, till death do us apart.

Seamstress: 250 pounds in a size 6.

“This wind is awful,” blustered Tom.

Consultant: A jobless person who shows executives how to work.

“Life isn’t fair,” said Tom darkly.

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.