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Booby Trap: A brassiere.

Definitions

We hate to have some people give us advice because we know how badly they need it themselves.

Beliefs Opinion

School teachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Education Occupations Work

The only reason she made it to the top was because her clothes didn't.

Appearance Body Clothing Success

To make the drawers work better, rub them with paraphernalia.

Malaprops

“Your fly is undone,” was Tom’s zippy rejoinder.

Tom Swifties

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Intelligence

Love: A form of self-government under a two-party system.

Definitions Emotions Love

We drove a stake in the stand.

Misspokements

These hemorrhoids are a real pain in the neck.

Misspokements

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

Conflict Fights Proverbs

I wouldn't buy your book if you gave it to me.

Misspokements Reviews/Criticism

Always remember: golf clubs don’t float.

Golf Sports

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game.

Golf Sports

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Bikini: Baiting Suit.

Clothing Definitions

“I see,” said Tom icily.

Tom Swifties

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

Communication Reading/Writing

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Money Time

“That’s nothing!” said Tom naughtily.

Tom Swifties

Love: Oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expenses.

Definitions Emotions Love