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“I feel so empty,” said Tom vacuously.

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Homosexual: A man’s man.

The lining's always more silver on the other side of the cloud.

It was so cold… when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.

Get the kinks rolling

“Consult an investment broker,” was Tom’s stock answer.

He is so old… I told him to act his own age, and he died.

“I admire East End gangsters,” said Tom crazily.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

She has a photogenic memory.

Legal: Used to mean lawful; now it means some kind of loophole.

Liberal: A man with his mind open at both ends.

He's grinning like a possum eating a persimmon.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?

Remember, Rome wasn’t burned an a day.

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game.

Falsies: Making mountains out of molehills.

I resemble that remark!

The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be distorted!

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.