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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.

Characteristics

Doubles: Tennis game played by athletic couples who wish to burn a few calories while arguing.

Definitions Sports

Cut the biblical cord.

Malaprops

Dieting is not a piece of cake.

Food/Drink

“Whenever I put on my scuba gear, I get pins and needles,” said Tom divertingly.

Tom Swifties

CPR: An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires.

Definitions Health

He reads like a fish.

Mixed metaphors

They live in a two-storage house.

Malaprops

He was recently diagnosed with prostrate cancer.

Health Malaprops

“Perhaps I will,” said Tom with all his might.

Tom Swifties

“Dorothy, if you’re going to Oz again, I’m going with you,” Em barked.

Tom Swifties

“Where shall I plant these water lilies?” Tom pondered.

Tom Swifties

“Some day, people will be able to file lawsuits against computers,” said Tom soothingly.

Tom Swifties

Most anybody can be a cowboy, but it takes a damn genius to make money at it.

Money Occupations Work

Long road to hoe.

Mixed metaphors

Regret: Insight that comes a day too late.

Definitions

Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels.

Definitions

Fiddler: A violinist before he becomes the virtuoso.

Definitions Entertainment Music

Falsies: A helpful aid to any girl in acquiring a disappointed husband.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

Right there on the tip of my brain

Mixed metaphors

He is so fat… he's on both sides of the family.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat