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Take Home Pay: An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you; tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Executive: A man who talks to visitors so the other employees can get their work done.

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Post Operative: Letter carrier

Showoff: A child who is more talented than yours.

Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

I got a run in my neon stockings.

“I wish I could remember the name of that card game,” said Tom wistfully.

She is so fat… she broke the family tree.

Now that the ball is in our court, let's go for the touchdown.

Necking: A passion fancy.

Misconception: A pregnancy occurring while taking birth control pills.

Gorilla see, gorilla do.

Caffeine: One of the four basic food groups.

“I have to wear this cast for another six weeks,” said Tom disjointedly.

“I’ve run out of wool,” said Tom, knitting his brow.

“I really don’t like tending the garden,” he said witheringly.

Family Swimming Pool: A small body of water completely surrounded by other people’s children.

They have come up with a perfect understanding; he won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.