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Take the ball by the horns and run with it.

Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.

Applause before a speaker begins his talk is an act of faith; applause during the speech is an act of hope; applause after he has concluded is an act of charity.

Absence makes the heart go wander.

Acoustic: An instrument used in shooting pool.

Run your kite up the flagpole

Igloo: An icicle built for two.

The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

A dirty book is rarely dusty.

Leftovers: Repast history.

“I haven’t had my photographs developed yet,” said Tom negatively.

This will help us to know that we are covering all of the gamuts.

Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so.

Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

The most important decision is that of excepting Jesus in your life.

I have my doubts about disbelief.

Agreeable Person: One who agrees with me.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.

Strip Poker: A game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.