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I've been up and down like a light switch.

Grasping at the straw that broke the camel's back

Whistle: Wind having a narrow escape.

School teachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Censorship: The power of the suppress.

“I’m mentioned in this book,” said Tom contentedly.

It’s time to grab the bull by the tail and look him in the eye.

Desire: The thing that is so often nipped in the budget.

Homosexual: A man’s man.

Let sleeping ducks lie.

After-Dinner Speaker: A person who only has a few words to say, but seldom stops when he has said them.

“It only looks like cocaine,” Tom snorted.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

Charity begins at home… at about 6:30, when they call you and interrupt your dinner.

Jack Benny played Mendelsson last night… Mendelsson lost.

A loose tongue spoils the broth.

Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Chance: The pseudonym of God when he does not want to sign.

“I have to check the score on this exam again,” Tom remarked.