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Once again, the Achilles' heel has reared its ugly head.

Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should give back.

Mason-Dixon Line: A geographical division between “you all” and “youse guys.”

Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”

What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.

Beauty: The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.

“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.

Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.

“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.

Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

Take Home Pay: An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it.

Great American: What speakers call a man when they can’t think of anything specifically complimentary to say.

I like a lot of partisan cheese on my pizza.

Microsoft™ is thoroughly dropping the ball on that front.

Automation has opened up a whole new field of unemployment.

One good thing about apathy is you don’t have to exert yourself to show you’re sincere about it.

Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.

You’d be a overweight neurotic fighter too if your name was Shirley Crabtree.

Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

He was a very immortal person.