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Author: Anonymous Page 57
Once again, the Achilles' heel has reared its ugly head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Philanthropist: One who gives away what he should give back.
Anonymous
Definitions
Philanthropist
Mason-Dixon Line: A geographical division between “you all” and “youse guys.”
Anonymous
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Mason-Dixon Line
Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”
Anonymous
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Alas
What’s needed in government is more horse sense and less nonsense.
Anonymous
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Beauty: The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Anonymous
Appearance
Definitions
Beauty: The power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
“Here’s your allowance for the next two weeks,” Tom advanced.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Brilliant sunshine rained down on the city.
Anonymous
Misspokements
Mixed metaphors
“You dance just like Fred Astaire,” she said gingerly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.
Anonymous
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Beauty parlor
Take Home Pay: An amount of money which is called that because it is never big enough to go anywhere else with it.
Anonymous
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Money
Take Home Pay
Great American: What speakers call a man when they can’t think of anything specifically complimentary to say.
Anonymous
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Great American
I like a lot of
partisan
cheese on my pizza.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Malaprops
Parmesan
Microsoft™ is thoroughly dropping the ball on that front.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Automation has opened up a whole new field of unemployment.
Anonymous
Situations
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Automation
One good thing about apathy is you don’t have to exert yourself to show you’re sincere about it.
Anonymous
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Apathy
Ability: What will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Anonymous
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Ability
You’d be a overweight neurotic fighter too if your name was Shirley Crabtree.
Anonymous
Sports
Of British wrestler Big Daddy whose given name was Shirley Crabtree
Apologize: To repeat an insult with variations.
Anonymous
Definitions
Apologize
We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.
Anonymous
Food/Drink
Places
Diets
He was a very
immortal
person.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Malaprops
Immorality
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