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Author: Anonymous Page 58
Stroke: Any forward movement of the golf club that is made with the intention of hitting and moving the ball and is observed by another golfer.
Anonymous
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Golf
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Stroke
Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.
Anonymous
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Liberty
“If I die, you get everything,” said Tom willingly.
Anonymous
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Apathy: Vigor mortis.
Anonymous
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Apathy
“Have you seen my collection of ancient Chinese artifacts?” asked Tom charmingly.
Anonymous
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The titles are listed on the movie theater marquis.
Anonymous
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She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.
Anonymous
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“There’s no place for the kitchen sink,” said Tom counterproductively.
Anonymous
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Spanking: Stern punishment.
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Remember
Pearl Island.
Anonymous
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He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”
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Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.
Anonymous
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It's on the tip of my frontal lobotomy.
Anonymous
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Retirement means twice as much husband on half as much money.
Anonymous
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We all have our own legs to pull.
Anonymous
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Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
Anonymous
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They're in the trenches; they're on the horse and they're riding it.
Anonymous
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Adam’s Rib: The original bone of contention.
Anonymous
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Anonymous
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Sociology: Journalism without news.
Anonymous
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Sympathizer: A fellow that’s for you as long as it doesn’t cost anything.
Anonymous
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