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Author: Anonymous Page 58
Life is a box of cherries.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Anonymous
Definitions
Science/Weather
Taxes
Lottery
Math
She was drop down gorgeous.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
Anonymous
Appearance
Clothing
Shoes
Once again, the Achilles' heel has reared its ugly head.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
That's the whole kettle of fish in a nutshell.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Shakespeare: A man whose writings are so excellent it’s believed someone else must have written them.
Anonymous
Definitions
Shakespeare
Cantaloupe: Gotta get married in a church.
Anonymous
Definitions
Marriage
Cantaloupe
A salesman told viewers that a keyboard would teach your mind's eye to play by ear.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“My pencil is blunt,” said Tom pointlessly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother’s vacation.
Anonymous
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Snoring: Sheet music.
Anonymous
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Congress: A body of men brought together to slow down the government.
Anonymous
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Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.
Anonymous
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Medical Insurance
A fool and his money is a friend indeed.
Anonymous
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He is so stupid… it takes him an hour to cook Minute Rice.
Anonymous
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Graduate school: The place where a young scholar goes off their parents’ payroll – and on to their spouse’s.
Anonymous
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Graduate school
“Getting rid of acid is easy,” said Tom basically.
Anonymous
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The coffee has burned my face! I'm going to be
distorted!
Anonymous
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Disfigured
Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.
Anonymous
Emotions
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Blind
Man was predestined to have free will.
Anonymous
Miscellaneous
Free will
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