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Author: Anonymous Page 58
“I’m burning aromatic substances,” said Tom, incensed.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
.. drawing the eye… like a magnet
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Donation: A country full of female deer.
Anonymous
Definitions
Donation
Organic Farm: Tilling like it is.
Anonymous
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Organic Farm
Matrimony: The splice of life.
Anonymous
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Matrimony
Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.
Anonymous
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“I can’t march any more!” the soldier called haltingly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.
Anonymous
Characteristics
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Laziness
Dirty laundry is coming home to roost.
Anonymous
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Do you follow where I'm coming from?
Anonymous
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Diplomat: A person who can juggle a hot potato long enough for it to become a cold issue.
Anonymous
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Diplomat
Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
Anonymous
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“I told you not to ride that horse,” Tom nagged.
Anonymous
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“Take me to the dance,” Mary bawled.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
A year ago Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America; now he’s unknown throughout he world.
Anonymous
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Notoriety
I'm traveling
incoherent.
Anonymous
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Ingognito
Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.
Anonymous
Communication
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Hey, watch this!
Anonymous
Death
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That man is a real charmer, a regular Don
Coyote.
Anonymous
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Quixote
He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.
Anonymous
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Death is nature’s way of saying “Howdy.”
Anonymous
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