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Great Timesaver: Love at first sight.

Budget: Telling your money where to go instead of wondering where it went.

These felled trees are the beavers’ handiwork!

Home: A place where a man is free to say anything he pleases because no one pays any attention to him.

You can’t have your hill and die on it too.

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination.

Business Forecaster: A person who is uncertain about the future and hazy about the present.

Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.

Some folks are so highly educated they can bore you on any subject.

Delegate-At-Large: A man at a convention whose wife didn’t accompany him.

That will round out the triangle.

I shot the wind out of his saddle.

Bus Driver: A person who tells people where to get off.

Amateur Athlete: An athlete who is paid in cash, not by check..

Gossip: Anything that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

“My wife is going to have a test tube baby”, Tom injected artificially.

“I pulled a hamstring,” said Tom limply.

I'm going to the store to buy a soup latrine.

Time: The arbitrary division of eternity.

Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offense.

Short Vacation: Half a loaf.