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It dawned across my head.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

I can't answer that – it's out of my water.

“I can eat one hundred and forty-four,” Tom boasted grossly.

Hospital Room: A place where friends of the patient go to talk to other friends of the patient.

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

There's more that one way to skin the cat out of the bag.

Second Place: The first loser.

Teenagers: Those old enough to know everything.

What happened to the first 6 “ups?”

We're robbing Peter to pay the piper.

A horse divided against itself cannot stand.

Sleeping Bag: A nap sack.

Diplomacy: The ability to take something and make the other fellow believe he is giving it away.

I'd like to be a fish on the wall at that meeting.

Collection: A church function in which many take but a passing interest.

Etiquette: The noise you don’t make while eating soup.

Wolf: A fellow who wants his hands on a girl, but doesn’t want a girl on his hands.

“Who discovered radium?” asked Tom curiously.

The United Nations is a good idea, but it’s a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.