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Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire.

Cooking Definitions

Boundary: In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of the other.

Definitions Places

I wish I could play my normal game… just once.

Golf Sports

“I insist on naming the first male insect”, said Tom adamantly.

Tom Swifties

Procrastination: The art of keeping up with yesterday.

Definitions

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

Malaprops Memory

Sidesaddle: How men, rather than women, would ride in a truly logical world.

Definitions Men Women

Blushing: The color of virtue.

Definitions

Woodpecker: A knocking bird.

Definitions

Graffiti: Urban scrawl.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

“I need some suspenders for my pants,” Tom upheld.

Tom Swifties

Whiskey: The best thing to take for a headache – the night before.

Alcohol Definitions Food/Drink

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

It is so hot… the trees are whistling for the dogs.

Exaggerations Heat Science/Weather

“Rowing hurts my hands,” said Tom callously.

Tom Swifties

Let’s get down to brass tax.

Malaprops Situations

Death: To stop sinning suddenly.

Death Definitions

Historians: People who won’t let bygones be bygones.

Definitions History Occupations Time

“Zoos are a necessary evil, I think,” said Tom cagily.

Tom Swifties

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground.

Animals Definitions

The crust of the problem

Malaprops