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Author: Anonymous Page 62
Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.
Anonymous
Definitions
Deluxe
Shyster: The other fellow’s lawyer.
Anonymous
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Shyster
Businessman: One who talks golf all morning at the office, and business all afternoon on the links.
Anonymous
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Year: The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary.
Anonymous
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We raised it to new depths.
Anonymous
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Our organization really frowns down on that.
Anonymous
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A fool and his money is a friend indeed.
Anonymous
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A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.
Anonymous
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I turned a blind eye to all that bad stuff I was hearing.
Anonymous
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That's the whole kettle of fish in a nutshell.
Anonymous
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Looting: A public shopping spree generously sponsored by local merchants in the wake of a riot.
Rick Bayan
Anonymous
(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
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Looting
Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning.
Anonymous
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If these walls could talk, they'd probably say, "No! Not the nails again! Not the hammer!
Anonymous
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Walls
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
Anonymous
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God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.
Anonymous
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Toothache: The pain that drives you to extraction.
Anonymous
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Great Timesaver: Love at first sight.
Anonymous
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Great Timesaver
Accountant: One who uses your books to figure his profit.
Anonymous
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Sleet: A slipcover.
Anonymous
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Actions speak louder than words — but not so often.
Anonymous
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Keep a stiff upper chin.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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