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White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty Lies Truth

Anatomy: A class that sounds vaguely risqué until you find out what it really involves.

Body Definitions Education School

Zebra: A horse behind bars.

Animals Definitions

White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.

Beliefs Definitions Intelligence People

Cold: An ailment cured in two weeks with a doctor’s care, and in fourteen days without it.

Definitions Doctors Health

“Take tea and see,” said Tom briskly.

Tom Swifties

Virus: A Latin medical term meaning, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

Definitions Health

“That certainly took the wind out of my sails!” said Tom disgustedly.

Tom Swifties

Hospital: A place where people who are run down wind up..

Definitions

Major: Area of study that no longer interests you.

Definitions Education Learning

It’s like looking for a needle in a hayride.

Mixed metaphors

Linguist: A person who can be misunderstood in many languages.

Communication Definitions Language

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

Divorce: Going through a change of wife.

Definitions Divorce Marriage

Detour: Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary.

Activities Definitions Travel

Self-respect: The secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

Definitions

Younger Generation: A group that is alike in many disrespects.

Age Definitions People Young

“Your tears simply do not affect me,” he observed dryly.

Tom Swifties

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it.

Definitions Food/Drink

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

Communication Expressions Speech

Blurt: To speak the truth.

Definitions Speech