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“I like ragged margins,” said Tom without justification.

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

This is really a jack of all trades and master of non.

God wisely designed the human body so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

“My bicycle wheel is damaged,” said Tom outspokenly.

“Pretend we were in the days before railways,” Tom coached.

Foreword: An author’s apology.

Due process of elimination

Innocent Bystander: A person so simple-minded he doesn’t know enough to get out of the way.

Alcohol is ok in modification.

Taxes: A funding method which allows people to test their powers of deduction.

Adage: To become older.

Committee: A cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

Courage: Fear in action.

Forget that guy – just illiterate him from your memory.

She is going to join the gym to lose some weights.

Education: One of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Indifference: A woman’s feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as “playing hard to get.”

Tailor: An occupation that suits everyone.

Whether the glass is half-full or half empty, depends on whether you are drinking or pouring.