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Author: Anonymous Page 67
Up a tree without a paddle.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Bus: A vehicle that has empty seats when going in the opposite direction.
Anonymous
Definitions
Bus
Transportation
Choir: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync.
Anonymous
Definitions
Choir
Singing
Waiter: A guy who believes money grows on a tray.
Anonymous
Definitions
Occupations
Work
Waiter
Fiddler: A violinist before he becomes the virtuoso.
Anonymous
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Entertainment
Music
Fiddler
Violinist
So dry the catfish are carrying canteens.
Anonymous
Exaggerations
Science/Weather
Dry
Rain
Yacht: A floating debt.
Anonymous
Definitions
Boat
Yacht
He ran a cottage industry from his garden shed.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Brat: A child who displays his pest manners.
Anonymous
Definitions
Brat
Manners
Married at the hip
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Anesthetic: The painkiller that crazy women refuse during labor.
Anonymous
Definitions
Anesthetic
Childbirth
Labor
Bulletin: Your receipt for attending church services.
Anonymous
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Bulletin
A rolling stone is worth two in the bush.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
“We can’t let the fire die out,” Tom bellowed.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Some folks are so highly educated they can bore you on any subject.
Anonymous
Education
“I’m not going to give up anything this Easter,” said Tom relentlessly.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
I've hit the nail on the jackpot.
Anonymous
Misspokements
“Damn it, look at the camera!” Tom snapped.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Well, that's a feather in your pocket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Long road to hoe.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
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