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“It has zero height, zero width, and just a little depth,” said Tom, stretching the point.

Durable Goods: Those that last longer than the time payments.

“Do you think I’m a dull person?” Tom asked bluntly.

I'm tired of walking on kid gloves.

They paired off, one by one.

Impotence: Emission impossible.

Election: When the air is full of speeches and vice versa

Now you have hit it on the head with the nail.

CPR: An emergency exercise that helps concerned onlookers feel useful while the victim expires.

Broom: Witch craft.

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Adage: To become older.

“I think I’ll use a different font,” said Tom boldly.

Atomic Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Cleopatra: Queen of denial.

There's more than one way to spin a rat.

Market Correction: The day after you buy stocks.

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy; one is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

“I’ve removed all the feathers from this chicken,” said Tom pluckily.