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Author: Anonymous Page 68
Alas: Early Victorian for, “Oh, Hell.”
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Language
Alas
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Anonymous
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Dumbwaiter
Kidney: A complex organ used to convert beer into urine.
Anonymous
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Anonymous
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Love
Marriage
We're like two peas in a
pot.
Anonymous
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Two peas in a pod
Black Eye: A stamp of disapproval.
Anonymous
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Black Eye
Psychology: The care of the id by the odd.
Anonymous
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Health
Science/Weather
Psychology
Democracy is mob rule, but with income taxes.
Anonymous
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Democracy
Disneyland: A people trap operated by a mouse.
Anonymous
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Disneyland
Puritan: A person who pours righteous indignation into the wrong things.
Anonymous
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Puritan
Falsies: A hope chest.
Anonymous
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Dad says the monster is just a
pigment
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Anonymous
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Imagination
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
Anonymous
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Happiness
Puritanism
Horse: An oatsmobile.
Anonymous
Animals
Definitions
Horse
“The lion has its head caught in the skylight,” said Tom uproariously.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Liberty: Consists in giving everyone full right to mind everyone else’s business.
Anonymous
Beliefs
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Liberty
Court Of Law: A place where a suit is pressed and a man maybe taken to the cleaners.
Anonymous
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Court Of Law
Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?
Anonymous
Expressions
Marriage
I do
emphasize
greatly with him.
Anonymous
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Empathize
He could sell socks to a rooster.
Anonymous
Communication
Expressions
A good salesman
He's convincing
“Has my magazine arrived?” Tom asked periodically.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
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