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It was so cold… I chipped a tooth on my soup.

“You don’t see the point, do you?” asked Tom, stabbing in the dark.

“I got in through the window after opening it with a crowbar,” said Tom enterprisingly.

This is unparalyzed in the state's history.

Graffiti: Urban scrawl.

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of justice for all

Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!

“I make the armor out of chain links,” Tom replied by mail.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so you can die rich.

Contract: An agreement to do something if nothing happens to prevent it.

Karaoke: Japanese for “Drunk with Microphone.”

Good Breeding: That quality that enables a person to wait in well-mannered silence while the loudmouth gets the service.

“I’m a broken man,” Tom cracked.

A vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry.

Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.

Beauty parlor: A place where women curl up and dye.

He's going up and down like a metronome.

“I have to keep these eggs warm,” Tom said honestly.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

“The exit is right there,” Tom pointed out.