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Author: Anonymous Page 69
The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Intelligence
Confidence
Ignorance
Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.
Anonymous
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Speech
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
Anonymous
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Busy
Easy reading is damned hard writing.
Anonymous
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That's the pot calling the kettle's bluff.
Anonymous
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Stirred the sea into a bowl of boiling cauldron
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some
condoms.
Anonymous
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Condos
Spinster: A lady in waiting.
Anonymous
Definitions
People
Women
Spinster
“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.
Anonymous
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Lawyers
“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.
Anonymous
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Alarm clock: An instrument used to wake up people who have no kids.
Anonymous
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Architects: People who now have to measure their patrons for the breakfast nook.
Anonymous
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Always remember: golf clubs don’t float.
Anonymous
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Golf clubs
Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.
Anonymous
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Classical Jazz
Suntan: A pigment of your imagination.
Anonymous
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Suntan
Let's not put all of our cookies in a basket.
Anonymous
Mixed metaphors
Thanks: A down payment on the next favor.
Anonymous
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Thanks
Bigamist: A man who keeps two himself.
Anonymous
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Marriage
Bigamist
“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.
Anonymous
Tom Swifties
A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.
Anonymous
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Body
People
Women
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