Author: Anonymous Page 69

Artist’s Model: A girl unsuited for her work.

Antique: An item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of,  and you're buying again.

“For what we are about to receive, may the Lord make us truly thankful,” said Tom gracefully.

Smile: To expose a portion of one’s skeleton as a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.

We had a longer holiday than usual this year because the school was closed for altercations.

That tickled my fancy bone.

“I’ve thought of another exception,” Tom rebutted.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

I am sorry to say that my affluence over my niece is very small.

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

The world is your lobster.

Bore: One who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.

I am sure I have done everything in my power since I exploded the affair.

“I’m wearing my wedding ring,” said Tom with abandon.

She is so old… she used to baby-sit Jesus.

She has initiated and is very remorseful.

A sure sign of bureaucracy is when the first person who answers the phone can’t help you.

Subsidy: A formula devised by politicians to give you back some of your own money in such a way that you are supposed to think it’s a gift.

“This fabric is not good enough to make a bolero,” said Tom unravellingly.

Dieting: The triumph of mind over platter.