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The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

Before I start speaking, I'd like to say something.

Busier than a moth in a mitten!

Easy reading is damned hard writing.

That's the pot calling the kettle's bluff.

Stirred the sea into a bowl of boiling cauldron

We drove around and looked at some apartments, and then we looked at some condoms.

Spinster: A lady in waiting.

“Do you know the location?” asked Tom warily.

Lawyer: Men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers.

“I’ve got another @#$%*! insect in my pants”, said Tom adamantly.

Alarm clock: An instrument used to wake up people who have no kids.

Architects: People who now have to measure their patrons for the breakfast nook.

Always remember: golf clubs don’t float.

Classical Jazz: Rock of ages.

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination.

Let's not put all of our cookies in a basket.

Thanks: A down payment on the next favor.

Bigamist: A man who keeps two himself.

“Is it true that some animals will eat their own babies?” asked Tom literately.

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.