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Beyond the question of a doubt

Mixed metaphors

Proud as a dog with two tails

Characteristics Expressions

There are lots of reasons to love a horse, sometime it's no more than the sweet little way he stepped on some asshole's foot.

Animals

“My ancestor was a famous Confederate general who had an army fort named after him,” Tom bragged.

Tom Swifties

Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are already taken and the ones left are either too small or disabled.

Men People

Executive Ability: The art of getting the credit for all the hard work that somebody else does.

Definitions Work

Nothing out of the unusual

Mixed metaphors

This is just a nightmare waiting to happen.

Mixed metaphors

Compromise: A deal in which two people get what neither of them wanted.

Definitions

Adolescents: People who never seem to realize that one day they will be as dumb as their parents.

Age Definitions

Microsoft™ is thoroughly dropping the ball on that front.

Mixed metaphors

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

It's all Greek to a blind horse.

Mixed metaphors

Entrepreneur: What you’re called when you don’t have a job.

Definitions

American Idealism: Being willing to make any sacrifice that won’t hurt business.

Definitions

“I ain’t afraid of those white men,” said Cochise bravely.

Tom Swifties

No skin off my teeth.

Mixed metaphors

Craze: The other guy’s hobby.

Definitions

Childish Games: Those at which your wife beats you.

Activities Definitions Games

It dawned across my head.

Mixed metaphors

Conscience: A device that doesn’t keep you from doing anything – just keeps you from enjoying it.

Definitions